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Forty Terrible Mistakes Men Make Having Sex With A Woman

By: Robert D. Thomson

1) Heading for her vulva, clitoris or breasts

A woman is probably going to be irritated than sexually excited when a man heads for her breasts and vulva after a few minutes' kissing. Be aware of what she needs and touch her sexual parts only when she's already aroused. If you go for her breasts when you get her into bed and twiddle her nipples like you're tuning a radio receiver, you're not going to get a very good reception.

2) Not knowing how to kiss like a romantic

Passionate kissing is an art form which eases you both into the main event of sex and cultivates intimacy. Learn how to kiss your woman, and do it well. That doesn't include sticking your tongue between her teeth and wiggling it around like you're trying to clean her teeth.

3) Being too rough when you touch her erogenous zones

Men like to have a strong touch applied to their penis. But if you approach her clitoris with the same as you apply to your penis when you're treating Mr. Happy to a quick morning massage, she's likely to howl with pain - and kick you out of bed. The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings, so it's very delicate. Treat it accordingly.

4) Not stroking her gently

A woman's largest sex organ is her mind. The next largest is her skin. If you were thinking of anything else, think again. For her, sex is all about making connection. And that includes skin to skin connection. An hour spent massaging her will arouse her to her need for sex and almost certainly guarantee she has an orgasm one way or another. So ensure you focus on putting your sexual energy into your fingers while you stroke. That means not thinking distractedly about the baseball game while you're oiling her up.

5) Locking onto her nipples like a suckling child

Tempting though it may be to lavish your oral attention on her breasts, she's not going to want you reminding her of the last time a teething child bit into her nipple. Kiss all around her breasts and gently work towards her nipple, gently licking it with your tongue and maybe carefully sucking it between your lips when she's really excited. If she likes what you're doing, you'll know by her moans of pleasure.

6) Biting or blowing on her ear because you think it's sexy

Very few women seem to find this exciting. Your time would be better spent searching out her erogenous zones elsewhere.

7) Leaving a kiss bite on her neck

If you're over the age of consent, this is a no-no. If you need to know why, you're obviously under age and you shouldn't be having sex.

8) Not shaving before sex

Think back to the last time you gave oral sex to a woman with a few days' growth around her vulva. Now imagine that brushing back and forth on your face in the mad throes of passionate kissing. Enough said?

9) Not washing your smelly bits before you make love

Even if you have what the French call a tart's wash, make sure you're a smell-free zone when you enter the bedroom. (In case you need to know - the male tart's wash is washing your penis, balls, ass, and armpits.)

10) Forgetting that foreplay starts a long time before sex

No woman wants to be taken for granted. If you touch her lovingly all day, keep shooting her sexy, loving looks, and take the trouble to make sure she knows you love her, she'll be ready to melt into your arms by bedtime. Leaving loving little noteswhere she'll find them is also a good idea. That doesn't include functional notes like "Don't forget to collect the dog from the vets, lots of love."

11) Inserting a finger before she's ready

Yes, we know you want to get into her. But hold on. Take your time, let events move at their own pace, and only pluck the fruit when you know it's really ripe and dripping juice. While men forget that women like penetration just as much as men (which is just as well, when you think how much men like to stick things up a woman), she'll only want penetration when she's aroused enough to enjoy it. So as you finger her clit, you can check out her vagina. If it's moist and open, she may well be receptive to a finger on her G-spot. Start gently and apply a firmer touch as you go. If you don't know what the G-spot is, go check it out on the internet.

12) Going straight to her clitoris during oral sex or masturbation

Most women just find this annoying - and very uncomfortable too, if the clit isn't aroused and slippery. Work from around her labia, the lips of her vulva, towards the clitoris as she gets more aroused. Even then, a subtle touch along the shaft of her clitoris around to the side of the clitoral head may be better for her.

3) Slowing down when she wants you to keep going at all costs

If she's nearing orgasm she certainly won't want you to stop whatever you're doing, whether it's with your penis, your fingers or your tongue. Since cunnilingus is hard on the tongue, we suggest you make sure your hands are ready in reserve if you get a bad case of cramp. If she's not saying much, she may be lying there silent because she's got lost in her sexual arousal, not because you're licking ineffectively at her clit. But then again, how would you know? She may be so excited by what you're doing that she shows it by pressing her vulva more firmly against your mouth, in which case carry on with your stimulation. If she gives off an aura that she'd rather be out shopping, you need to think of something else. Like asking her what she wants, maybe?

14) Undressing her clumsily

Listen up guys: you don't have to take her bra off with one hand blindfold in the dark while you kiss her. Indeed, she might well appreciate it more if you don't even try. Nothing about an underwear fumble is funny, when it interrupts the romance. Let her take off the clothes you don't know about and when you do help, make it look like you're undressing her gently and sensuously rather than pulling at her clothes like you can't wait to fuck her - even if you that's true.

15) Looking like a clown in the bedroom

Nothing is more comical to a woman than a man wearing his underpants and socks. Why this should be so remains a mystery, since it seems so natural to a man to undress like that. However, if you don't want her to laugh, take off your socks first.

16) Expecting her to shave for you

Yes, we know you like the smooth look around her vulva, but if she's not into shaving, don't try and make her do it for you. There are few things more annoying than itchy stubble in the groin. If you want to see more and have easier access to her pussy, ask her to lightly trim the hair.

17) Entering her without asking her first

Such a controversial idea! And yet so nice - once in a while - to be romantic and ask "May I enter you?" This can be a very exciting and loving way to go if you're looking deep into her eyes. Needless to say, that's most likely to happen in the missionary, which, by the way, remains everyone's most popular position for sex. And then again, there are times when you can just sense the moment for penetration - but don't let your judgment be affected by your desire to fuck here. Yes, we know it feels very nice. But be a man - and make sure she's ready first.

18) Pecking away around her vulva with your penis if you can't find the way in

This will turn her off at once - guaranteed. If you can't find the way in (it happens) on your own, ask her to guide your penis in. There's no shame in that, but acting like a clown can ruin sex for you both. And anyway, it'll be quicker if she just puts it in for you.

19) Thrusting away without regard for her pleasure

Now you're in! Hurrah! But whatcha gonna do next? Pump away heartily till you ejaculate? Bad idea.....surely you'll want to show a certain consideration for her pleasure? So make sure you start with slow and shallow thrusts. When you make love, she'll like it best if you act masculine and strong: be confident, know what you're doing, be considerate and gentle at first, and work up to more powerful thrusts if she starts moaning with pleasure (as in "oh, yes, fuck me harder!").

20) Expecting her to present her bottom to you when you want it doggie style

It's a man thing, the desire for rear entry sex. Mostly. Then again, women sometimes get the urge for rampant, primal sex too. In between, you might get it on your birthday, if you're lucky. And if you do persuade her to get her ass in the air, don't make the mistake of slapping her rump like you're riding a horse.

21) Thrusting too hard when you have a big penis

If you happen to have a big penis, restrain yourself as you thrust, or you might hear her shriek as you bang into her cervix. This will not, probably, be a shriek of sexual pleasure. It may, however, signal the end of your pleasure for now.

22) Rapid ejaculation is not the mark of a mature lover

Sadly few men have the staying power that allows them to really satisfy a woman who enjoys vaginal intercourse and thrusting against her G-spot. You can improve your staying-power with self help exercises, but if you just can't be bothered, at least have the consideration to keep going for at least long enough to give her some pleasure. Do some research on Google for "end premature ejaculation".

23) Not coming at all - retarded ejaculation

Delayed ejaculation is not a good thing. She won't see it as any kind of blessing, either, when her vagina is bone dry, she's bored out of her mind and you still aren't anywhere near ejaculating. So if you are one of the ten percent of men who have trouble reaching orgasm, go see a sexual therapist! The quicker you get treated, the sooner she'll be able to enjoy making love with you and stop having plenty of time to think about her shopping list.

24) Losing your hard-on when you put the condom on

If you're one of the many men who find that Mr Happy goes to sleep when the condom makes an appearance, it's back to Google for you. Try a search on "losing erection when putting on a condom" and see if you can find a solutions.

25) Not going down on her when she wants oral pleasure

Most men like the idea of going down on a woman, so any reservations must be about her scent or taste. If she's a bit ripe, then suggest a bath as part of foreplay. If all you're interested in is getting her to suck your cock and you won't do the same in return, reading these tips isn't going to help you.

26) Failing to ensure her pleasure if you come quickly

By the way, you should make sure that your woman has an orgasm before you do. She doesn't want to lie next to you as you slumber gently after a big orgasm when she's still unsatisfied. We men lose interest in fucking once we've come - so make sure sh